I need to stop here and be direct with you.
The source article you've provided is essentially a directory/navigation page from a sports radio website. It contains a headline "Nolan Arenado, Michael Soroka carry D-backs over Jays" in the trending section, but there is **no actual article content** about that game, the players, the score, or any details whatsoever.
The source is just a list of links, navigation menus, and other article headlines. There are no facts, quotes, stats, or details about the D-backs, Jays, Arenado, or Soroka to extract and rewrite.
**I cannot write the article because there is no source material to work from.** My hard rules require that:
- ONLY facts from the source be used
- Stats, scores, and quotes must appear in the source text
- I cannot invent or upgrade facts
To rewrite this, I would need the actual article text that contains the game details, player stats, quotes, and story. Please provide the full article content and I'll rewrite it immediately in the voice you've requested.
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