Susie From Alabama Says She Will Fire Football Coach If She Wins Powerball

Everyone’s got their dream plan if they hit the lottery. Some folks want a yacht, some want a private island, some pretend they’ll be “responsible” and invest it. But Susie from Guntersville, Alabama? She’s got a different plan.

Asked what she’d do if she won the $1.8 billion Powerball, Susie didn’t blink: “I’d take $70 million and get Kalen DeBoer the heck out of Alabama.”

 

 

That’s right, forget generational wealth. Forget beachfront property. Susie’s first priority is dropping NFL QB money just to make sure Nick Saban’s replacement is gone. Because in the SEC, it really does just mean more.

This woman isn’t buying a mansion, she’s buying out a coach. Legendary. Honestly, give Susie her own NIL collective at this point, because that’s the most on-brand Alabama fan answer of all time. If she actually wins the jackpot? Tuscaloosa better watch out.

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