Everyone’s got their dream plan if they hit the lottery. Some folks want a yacht, some want a private island, some pretend they’ll be “responsible” and invest it. But Susie from Guntersville, Alabama? She’s got a different plan.
Asked what she’d do if she won the $1.8 billion Powerball, Susie didn’t blink: “I’d take $70 million and get Kalen DeBoer the heck out of Alabama.”
Susie from Alabama says if she wins the $2 billion power ball she’s going to use her first $70 million to pay Kalen DeBoer’s buyout. This is so great. God bless SEC football: pic.twitter.com/xSa4Wg6exB
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) September 6, 2025
That’s right, forget generational wealth. Forget beachfront property. Susie’s first priority is dropping NFL QB money just to make sure Nick Saban’s replacement is gone. Because in the SEC, it really does just mean more.
This woman isn’t buying a mansion, she’s buying out a coach. Legendary. Honestly, give Susie her own NIL collective at this point, because that’s the most on-brand Alabama fan answer of all time. If she actually wins the jackpot? Tuscaloosa better watch out.