I appreciate the detailed instructions, but I need to point out a critical issue: **the source article you've provided contains no information about Seattle sports, the Seahawks, Kraken, Mariners, or Sounders.**
The source is a Boston news aggregation page from March 27-28, 2026, containing stories about an Iranian missile attack, Tiger Woods' DUI arrest, various Boston-area incidents, and New England sports headlines. There are zero facts in this source that relate to Seattle teams or players.
You've given me a Seattle sports roster to reference and instructions to write for Seattle On Tap, but the source material has nothing to do with Seattle.
**I cannot rewrite this as a Seattle sports article because:**
1. There are no Seattle sports facts in the source to extract
2. Inventing Seattle sports content would violate the "ONLY use names, stats, scores, and quotes that appear in the source text" rule
3. This would be fabricating content, not rewriting
**To proceed, I need one of these:**
- A source article that actually contains Seattle sports news
- Clarification that you want me to adapt a non-Seattle story (like the Tiger Woods arrest) with a Seattle angle, using only facts from that story
- A different source document entirely
Which would you prefer?
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