Dana Beers and Captain Cons Drafted a Bar, And That's All We've Got Today, Folks

Alright, fam, you know how we do it here. Every day, we're locked in, ready to dissect every play, every big moment from our Emerald City heroes. But sometimes, even the most die-hard fan hits a wall. Today, June 16, 2026, feels like one of those days. Instead of breaking down a clutch win or a game-changing play, we're diving into something totally different: "The Dog Walk" podcast's "Build Your Own Bar Draft" with Dana Beers and Captain Cons. Yeah, you heard that right. A bar draft.

The Draft Picks: More Bar Stools Than Touchdowns

So, what exactly went down? Beers and Cons apparently got together to draft their ultimate bar. We're talking one beer, one cocktail/shot, one bar game, one light food, and one miscellaneous feature. It's like a fantasy draft, but for your local watering hole, not for a lineup that's gonna bring home a championship. My head's usually filled with thoughts about big plays on the field or diamond, but today it's "Do I pick a craft IPA or a classic pilsner?" and "Is a pool table a first-round talent, or a sleeper pick?" It's a whole different kind of strategy, and honestly, a stark reminder that sometimes the biggest news isn't happening on the field.

Who's Footing the Bill? And What Else Is Happening Off-Court?

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