The Real Score: ZERO Seattle Sports News in This Week's 'Report' Has Us Asking WHAT?!

Okay, Seattle On Tap fam, buckle up, because I got a look at this week's big 'sports report' and my green and blue heart is in a total spin. We're in the thick of it, every game matters, and I'm itching to talk Mariners bombs at T-Mobile Park, Kraken saves at Climate Pledge Arena, and Seahawks touchdowns at Lumen Field. But get this, the 'report' dropped, and there's not a single shout-out to our teams or players anywhere in it! Seriously, nada. Zilch. What in the Emerald City is going on?!

The Messi-Verse, Apparently, Not the Emerald City

Instead of getting the lowdown on Cal Raleigh's latest walk-off or Julio Rodriguez turning T-Mobile Park into his personal highlight reel, this thing is talking about Lionel Messi. Yeah, the international soccer superstar. The 'report' says he's apparently the World Cup's all-time top scorer now, hitting 18 goals after netting two more in a 2-0 victory over Austria. Huge for him, I guess. But what about Cristian Roldan's hustle for the Sounders? Or Jordan Eberle leading the Kraken charge? We need to know about our guys, the ones fighting for us every single game.

From Music Moguls to Missing Moms: The No

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n-Seattle 'Scoop' And it gets even wilder. Next up, it casually mentions some music industry legend named Clive Davis died at 94. Then we're hearing about the Senate doing something with a war powers resolution concerning Iran, and a TV host, Savannah Guthrie, is talking about her family's "agony" over a missing mom. I'm not downplaying these stories in the world, but as your Seattle sports guy, who bleeds every shade of green and blue, my brain is screaming, "WHERE'S THE SCOOP ON SAM DARNOLD AND JAXON SMITH-NJIGBA?!" It's like someone sent us a random newspaper instead of the game day program, completely ignoring Matty Beniers' ice-cold moves or Joey Daccord's next brick wall performance.

So, What's Next for the 12s?

Look, this 'report' is definitely a head-scratcher. But it won't stop us, the 12s, from staying dialed into every single glorious moment of our Mariners, Seahawks, Kraken, and Sounders. Our teams are out there giving it their all, and you know Seattle On Tap is going to be right there with them, bringing you the real, raw, passionate coverage you deserve. Keep your eyes glued to us, because we're going to keep digging for the true stories of the Emerald City's finest! We'll find the answers, because the 12s deserve it!

This article was created with AI assistance and reviewed by Seattle On Tap editorial staff. Always verify information with official team sources.