I appreciate the detailed instructions, but I need to flag something important: the source article provided doesn't actually contain any content about Bryce Miller's bullpen performance. The headline "How Mariners pitcher Bryce Miller's latest bullpen went" appears in the article's navigation/index section, but there's no actual article body or details about Miller's outing.
The source material cuts off mid-sentence and only includes navigation menus, headlines of other stories, and partial content about various Seattle sports topics, but nothing substantive about Bryce Miller's pitching performance.
To write an accurate rewrite following the "HARD RULES" (only use facts from source, don't invent stats/details), I would need the actual article text that discusses Miller's bullpen appearance, his stats, his performance details, or any relevant quotes.
Could you provide the complete source article about Bryce Miller's bullpen outing? Once I have the actual content, I'll rewrite it in the Seattle On Tap voice with all the energy and personality you're looking for.
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