Kristin Cavallari's "Put It Away, F,ing Weirdo" Moment Exposes a Celebrity's Wildest Date Move and It's a Total Turnoff

Yo, Seattle! You gotta hear this wild story that just dropped. Our girl Kristin Cavallari, the *Hills* alum, just went OFF on her podcast, "Let's Be Honest," about a date that went sideways. And when I say sideways, I mean *sideways*. She's putting an A-list celebrity on blast for some truly wild actions during their date, maybe four years ago. This dude seriously pulled a move that had her saying, "Put it away, f,ing weirdo!" You cannot make this stuff up, folks.

Those "Best Dates Ever" Took a Hard Left

So, Cavallari was out with this "very famous man" for two dates, and honestly, she said they were "two really great dates, honestly two of the best dates of my life." Think about that! They hit up the Sunset Tower Hotel, then the Beverly Hills Hotel. Sounds pretty swanky, right? The second date was apparently epic: they "got a suite, swam all day, took showers separately and ate dinner on the patio." For real, it sounds like a dream start to a relationship. But then, this guy started talking about those "insecurities about your body [that] you just want to get over with … when you first start dating somebody." Okay, relatable, maybe? But then he took it *way* too far.

The "Mole on My D,k" Excuse? Seriously?

He actually dropped this line, like, "I have a mole on my d,k. It’s not like that bad, but it’s noticeable. Can I just show it to you?" Excuse me? Can you believe the audacity? And then he just pulls it out, first time she’d seen it. Cavallari is looking for this mole, right? She didn't see anything. Said he claimed it was "more flesh-colored, like a white mole." And our girl, Kristin, made it crystal clear: she "didn’t do anything with that d,k that was in my face." Can you even imagine being in that situation? Later, she figured it out: "that’s what he tells every f,king girl to get his d,k out" because "once your d,k is out, it’s pretty common to" get intimate. Seriously? That's some next-level manipulation right there. She rightfully demanded, "Put it away, f,ing weirdo," because she knew, "You know that’s what he does." Then she got brutally honest, thinking, "This is mean, but I think he’s kind of known for having a big d,k, and it wasn’t that big, and I think that’s what the insecurity was really about." Ouch! And she wasn't done! She dropped the truth: "Changing out of his swimsuit, he had the flattest ass and horrible bacne scars. We’ve got bigger fish to fry, buddy. [That’s] one of the biggest f,king turnoffs." That date? Yeah, that was "the last time [Cavallari] ever saw" him. Thank goodness, right? She was "so glad" she didn't do more than "make out" with him, calling him "bad news." And she concluded she "couldn’t have dodged a bigger bullet," because this guy later showed himself to be a "full-blown f,king narcissist" who "wanted to control" her. So, there it is, Seattle. Even in the wild world of celebrity dating, sometimes you just gotta trust your gut and tell a weirdo to put it away. Cavallari made it clear she isn't naming this guy, saying she doesn’t "want anyone to be able to pinpoint who this could be," which is probably for the best! What a story to kick off our week. Here’s hoping your dates are less... anatomically descriptive and more about actual connection, right?

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