San Jose's 0-14-5 Portland Nightmare Is The Last Thing They Need Before The World Cup Break!

Alright, listen up, because things are getting WILD in MLS right now, and not in a good way for some teams. Remember the San Jose Earthquakes? The squad that kicked off the season looking like absolute world-beaters, losing just once in their first 12 matches? Yeah, well, that feels like a lifetime ago, my friends. They’ve hit a total rough patch, and it’s getting ugly just as they’re about to square off against *Portland* of all places.

The Wheels Are Falling Off for San Jose

Can you believe it? The Earthquakes, still tied with Vancouver atop the Western Conference with a solid 9-3-2 record and 29 points, are absolutely cratering. They're on a four-match winless streak, going 0-2-2 in that stretch, and have dropped their last two straight. This is NOT the vibe you want heading into the final match before the entire league shuts down for a seven-week FIFA World Cup break. To make matters worse, they just got bounced from the U.S. Open Cup quarterfinal, losing 2-0 to Colorado midweek. Coach Bruce Arena isn't making excuses, even with key players like Timo Werner and Niko Tsakiris out with lower-body injuries. He said, "We'd like to win (against Portland), that would be a positive to take into the World Cup break," and acknowledged the schedule has been "challenging, but it's no excuse. We're no different to most of the teams in the league." The one bright spot? Forward Preston Judd has stepped up, already smashing his career high with nine goals this season. But is it enough?

Portland's Rollercoaster Ride and That Historic Streak

Now, let's talk about those Timbers. Our... rivals to the south, sitting at 4-7-2 with 14 points, are a bit of a mixed bag. They just took a 2-0 L last weekend against defending MLS Cup champs Inter Miami, where Lionel Messi himself pulled off a goal and an assist. Ouch. BUT, before that, they absolutely obliterated Sporting Kansas City with a 6-0 thrashing in their last home match, with Kevin Kelsy bagging two goals in that one! Kelsy is leading their attack with eight goal contributions, five goals and three assists, closely followed by Kristoffer Velde with seven, four goals and three assists. Timbers coach Phil Neville knows what's up: "We need our big players to score goals," he said, pointing to the Miami game as proof. Defender Finn Surman, who just got named to New Zealand's World Cup roster, knows this isn't going to be a walk in the park. He gave credit to San Jose for working "very hard," and for being a team that "will never stop running and never give up." But he also expects a "very different game" from the Miami match, demanding "quality on the ball and make chances and make things happen." Here's the kicker, the truly wild stat that San Jose needs to overcome: They have NEVER, as in ZERO wins, at Providence Park against the Timbers since Portland joined the league in 2011. That's a brutal 0-14-5 record! Can they finally break that curse and snag some momentum before the World Cup pause? Or will their slump continue, making the next seven weeks feel even longer for their fans? This Saturday's game is more than just three points, it's about exorcising demons and setting the tone for the second half of the season!

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