The Spider-Man and Kermit The Frog Crossover That Makes Absolutely Zero Sense for the Emerald City

Alright, listen up, 12s, because I just saw something wild cross my feed that has absolutely nothing to do with whether Cal Raleigh is gonna mash another dinger or if Sam Darnold's finally figured out that deep ball. But hey, it's news, right? Apparently, MARVEL, yeah, the comic book giants, are teaming up with THE MUPPETS for a new comic. And get this: Spider-Man, your friendly neighborhood web-slinger, is gonna be chilling with Kermit The Frog. I'm not making this up. This is real, folks, and frankly, it's got me scratching my head while I'm still trying to figure out the Mariners' bullpen rotation for April.

Spider-Man and Kermit: Is This Even a Fair Fight?

Okay, hold up a second. My brain is still processing this, and frankly, it's messing with my focus, which should be entirely on our Mariners right now. We're talking about MARVEL, the titans of comics, joining forces with THE MUPPETS. And not just any Muppet, but Kermit The Frog, teaming up with Spider-Man himself. I gotta ask, what kind of chaotic energy are we even talking about here? Is Kermit gonna be swinging from webs, maybe catching a villain with a well-aimed banjo strum? Or is Spidey gonna be dealing with Miss Piggy’s temper while trying to stop Doc Ock? It's wild, it's unexpected, and it definitely feels like something I'd try to figure out *after* I know if Cal Raleigh hit another bomb into

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The Distraction We Didn't Ask For

Here’s the thing, Seattle. We bleed green and blue. We're living and breathing every single game right now. The M's are grinding through April, every pitch, every at-bat, building momentum for what we hope is a special year. We're watching Julio Rodriguez fly around center field, wondering what kind of magic he’ll pull off next. Meanwhile, our Kraken are battling it out, with Matty Beniers bringing the heat and Joey Daccord standing on his head in goal. Then, this news drops. A comic book crossover. It’s a classic "what in the actual heck is going on?" moment. It doesn't move the needle for whether Sam Darnold is going to lead the Seahawks to a deep run, or if the Sounders' Cristian Roldan is going to keep tearing it up on the pitch. It's just... there. A bizarre announcement that feels completely out of sync with the passion we pour into our teams daily. We're trying to figure out early season trends and player forms, not if Spider-Man can teach Kermit how to shoot webs. So, yeah, Marvel and The Muppets are doing a thing. Spider-Man and Kermit. Cool, I guess. Meanwhile, back in the real world, the M's are probably facing off against someone *tonight*, and every single pitch matters. The Kraken are still battling hard on the ice. The Seahawks are building their roster. Let's get back to what actually matters to us, the fans in the Emerald City. Our teams, our city. Go Hawks! Go M's! Let's go Kraken!

This article was created with AI assistance and reviewed by Seattle On Tap editorial staff. Always verify information with official team sources.